Our nine year old, Bug, can’t be the only one obsessed with pigs. If you are or know someone that is, then we have the perfect gift guide for you. I got help from our pig expert and these are her suggestions on what to get the pig lover on your list. (This post does contain affiliate links. If you click on one and buy something, it won’t cost you extra, but we do get a little something.) (Also note, while Beth started this post, Jacob picked it up and worked on it, too. Beth is not responsible for anything Jacob types, and also wished to be disassociated from all opinions that are his.)
Okay, look, don’t get these. Yes, your little pig-lover will love them forever. But you will hate us forever because they make noise, and I’m too insecure to be able to deal with that. So don’t buy them, please.
You had to know Disney would sneak in here somewhere, right? But who better than Disney’s most recent porcine`friend, Pua? These are soft, and huggable, and kids love them. Also, they convert to pillows.
(Fun Fact: Bug picked this Pua Pillow Pet for the gift guide and she doesn’t even know that Pillow Pets sent us one as a gift. I’m sure you’ll be able to hear the squeals on Christmas when she opens it. Pick yours up on Amazon.)
Who among us hasn’t had a nice cool drink in their hand and thought “You know what this needs? Pig butt.” It’s a universal problem, I know. Well we have you covered, with a pig that is not covered. Go figure. Or should I say, go pigure? (Beth: No. No, you shouldn’t.)
This is ridiculously adorable. And the little pig spoon is hanging over the edge of the mug and he’s looking at you all like “Hello, my name is Robin Piggleston the Third. May I stir your tea, guvnor?” and how could you not buy this? (Insert Beth rolling her eyes.)
Everybody’s favorite pig and rooster combo this side of bacon and eggs (still not apologizing) grace these excellent pajamas. What more could you need in life? Except for Robin Piggleston the Third, of course.
A perfect match for Robin Piggleston the Third, this necklace is just stupid cute. Plus, it’s stupid cute.
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